1. Subject: Sigh...

    • Me: I would rather shoot myself in the face than be here at work any longer...the only reason I am not... I don't have the energy to type up the instructions on how to clean up a dead body for my co-workers.
    • Carl: Easy there drama queen. LOL :)
    • Me: Hush yourself. It was a cry for help. Thank god you don't work for the suicide hotline.
    • Carl: LOL. :) Hey don't do it. I love you. Your daughter needs you. You have friends and family that love you. You got your whole life ahead of you. The sun will come out tomorrow.
    • Me: Ah jesus... you had until the sun thing... now all I can see is you in that red Annie wig.
    • Carl: I panicked my phone was ringing as I was typing. D*mn it, I hate that little orphan.